[NYU Albert Update]

ULABA X Martin Mendez

November 21, 2024

Hello, recipient.

This email confirms that you have totally messed up your Spring 2025 registration and will definitely need to take all the boring classes with 1.8-rated professors. Don’t you worryyy (😝), you’ll face the exact same issue next semester… unless you’re a 160-credit senior in a priority program, of course! 💗 

To ease the pain of having to take Elementary Bosnian or Psychodrama and Sociometry (which will definitely not count towards your silly little majors), I recommend you attend today’s ULABA meeting at 12:30PM, in Tisch Hall, UC-25… I heard there was gonna be free food; you might die from registration rabies but definitely not from an empty belly, hehehehe!

Well, I must go now to officially close that one class you’re praying you’ll get! Remember, hope is your biggest enemy here, hehehe! 💣️ 

Ur forever bestie,

Albert <3

Looked at death straight in the eye…

Professional Development

ULABA Internship Database

Here’s the ULABA Internship Database, as per usual! Make sure to check job openings elsewhere, like LinkedIn and Handshake, just in case we’ve missed one or two ;)

And, of course, feel free to reach out to the Professional Development team in case you need help with applications!

A delightful poster I found in Sosnoff… don’t be an NPC!

CLICKITY CLOCKITY BOOP

Internships! Get yours now… 😅 

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17uHMrmBsxJGb0xrIw7CBplTGD4erYo3V193sIM6W4qc/edit?usp=sharing

Opportunity: NYU Entrepreneurs’ Challenge

The clock is ticking! Don’t miss your chance to apply for this year’s NYU Entrepreneurs’ Challenge! Accepted participants will have access to curated workshops, bootcamps, 1:1 coaching and a team of MBA’s to propel their startups forward while competing for $75K in seed funding plus pro bono services.

Applications for this year’s Challenge close 12/1/2024 at 11:59 PM ET! If you’re ready to take your startup further, faster, get started on your application at:

NYU Entrepreneurs Challenge

bit.ly/bceapply_2024

Get that bag! 💰💰💰💰

Today’s Meeting

Today, we’ll be joined by Martin Mendez, the CEO of NEORIS – a tech and IT consulting firm. NEORIS combines deep industry knowledge with the highest technological expertise in the market to create tailored solutions to overcome your business challenges and create disruptive growth.

Who knows… maybe Martin might just be the one who finally figures out how to hack into Albert to get all of us a Monday, 9:00AM registration time next semester, hehehehehe 😝👨‍💻

Let’s get technical!

See You Soon!

Yeah, yeah… stop crying! Here’s the weekly prophecy – as per usual, please interpret with caution… you never know if you’ve flown too close to the sun until it’s too late! ☀️

This Week’s Prophecy… 💌 

La bruja Valiente y Maravillosa debe convocar a la asamblea mágica para llevar a cabo el ritual del año… pero antes de mandar las cartas de invitación, ¡decidió que cierta hechicera no era digna de entrar al círculo encantado!

Guys…. like, what!? I don’t even speak Spanish, so I obviously have no idea what it means! If someone figures it out, please let me know 😜 

Alas, I’ll see you all in a brief moment! Stay safe 😘 💜