BATESNATION

ULABA X J.P. Morgan

November 13, 2024

Tomorrow’s meeting is an Alex Bates event: ideated by Alex Bates, brought to you by Alex Bates, run by Alex Bates, and made for all you baby Alex Bateses. If you’re anything like our power-hungry, money-making, econ-loving, Santiago-hating bestie, then you won’t wanna miss out.

If you’re a Baby Alex Bates (BAB, hereafter) or BAB-adjacent, I’ll see you at Tisch Hall, UC-25 from 12:30PM to 1:30PM… we’ll have free food (Alex Bates’ favorite, of course) and great speakers (Alex Bates’ co-workers, naturally). Ugh… I just can’t get enough of Alex Bates! Alex Bates, Alex Bates, Alex Bates!

“Alex Bates” count thus far: 12… but it does feel like it was more than that, doesn’t it?

Alex Bates fact: she likes to sit on the floor a lot.

Professional Development

ULABA Internship Database

If you’re a true BAB (Baby Alex Bates, in case you already forgot), then you’ll surely wanna check out our ULABA Internship Database. In fact… Alex Bates made it! What would we do without Alex Bates!?

Alex Bates invites you to click on the Alex Bates ULABA Internship Database.

BABs and BAB-adjacents, go crazy!!! 😜 🤪 😝 

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17uHMrmBsxJGb0xrIw7CBplTGD4erYo3V193sIM6W4qc/edit?usp=sharing

Opportunity: Bridges for Enterprise

📣 Calling all NYU students! Are you interested in social impact, entrepreneurship, or using your business skills for social change? Bridges for Enterprise (BFE) provides pro-bono advisory services to social impact entrepreneurs in the Global South. The New York Chapter has positions open across four teams: Strategy Consulting, Financial Consulting, Growth & Partnerships, and Communications. Apply by Friday, November 22nd (midnight) to join the BFE team! Visit this website for more information, and reach out to [email protected] in case you have any questions 😉 

WARNING: ALEX BATES CORPORATE SLAY 💅 

“Alex Bates” count thus far: 22… jesus.

Thursday Meeting

Tomorrow, we’ll be joined by three JPMorgan Private Bank professionals, all co-workers of our dear… [you guessed it] Alex Bates. They’ll be speaking about the prestigious Advancing Hispanic and Latinos Fellowship, a five-week, paid, full-time summer experience held in select JPMorgan Chase offices. The AHL Fellowship Program is made for sophomore students who are interested in exploring career opportunities at JPMorgan. All of our speakers were previous Fellows, and our fantastic Alex Bates was a fellow herself (in the good old days…) 👵 

Don’t miss out on this excellent networking opportunity!

See You Soon!

It’s always sad to get to this part of the newsletter when it’s been so much fun to write. Let me see if I can come up with one or two more Alex Bates memes…

UGH! Wrong Alex!

Ahhh, that’s more like it.

Of course, it wouldn’t be the ULABA Newsletter you love and crave for without another prophecy… this week, I was in a mysterious and highly exclusive VIP lounge known as Calle Dao when the ghost of ULABA Future came to me. I can’t stress this enough: interpret at your own caution! ⛔️

This Week’s Prophecy… 💌 

Cuando la noche cae en el puerto oscuro y viejo, el Lento Pirata y su tribulación de criminales marinos llegan a robar los barriles de trigo.

I don’t know guys… these are getting really difficult. But if someone can figure it out, it’s Alex Bates.

Final “Alex Bates” count: 27.

Alex Bates! Alex Bates! Alex Bates! See [Alex Bates] you [Alex Bates] soon! 💜 👧