Face Today = Jobs Tomorrow

ULABA

April 16, 2025

Buenos dias my pookies ☀️ 🐣 !!!!

I hope you all got your beauty sleep, because I definitely will not. Why, you ask Remember last week’s newsletter? My slightly-too-shady joke about the smelly airplane guy? That annoying flex about me going home? Yeah… well, karma clearly didn’t find it as funny as I did — and just as I landed back in NY, he came quicker than anyone’s ever admitted out loud….🫢
Now I’m here, writing this at 3 a.m, eyes half-closed, after trying to make up for five days of missed classes in one go. (10/10 do not recommend.)

Anyways, enough about my downfall. Shoutout to everyone interviewing for E-Board, y’all are killing it. And to the ones I interviewed? YOU ATE THAT SH*T. (Sorry for the brain teaser 😅) So proud of you, pookies 🥰

No matter the results, just know that you're already part of our ULABA family. You know the drill: Tisch Hall, UC-25 at 12:30.

(Santi gently scolded me for forgetting this last time… but like, isn’t UC-25 basically common knowledge by now? 🌍)

may this type of love find us… ik your bf wouldn’t want u if u looked like trufu rn 🥹… (dont kill me elena 🙏 )

Professional Development

ULABA Internship Database

As always, the ULABA Internship Database is here for you — and you only.
It’s stacked with all the jobs, internships, fellowships, and career dreams you could possibly imagine. So use it. Abuse it. And go. 🏃‍♀️💼

Once you land that job and splurge on all those 260 sample sales?
You know who to thank: Bates and Jorge. 💰😉

come baby come!!

CLICK ME HARDER, STRONGER, FASTER 😇

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17uHMrmBsxJGb0xrIw7CBplTGD4erYo3V193sIM6W4qc/edit?usp=sharing

Thursday Meeting

For tomorrow, I suggest you trim that post-winter frizz, shave that pre-pubescent beard (you know who you are), and lock in those lash extension appointments ASAP. Yes, you guessed it baby, tomorrow we will be taking LinkedIn headshots due to popular demand!!! Dont worry, I know how dirty the wind did you last time. (if you saw mine.. no you didnt 😁 )

 Please show up in BUSINESS FORMAL attire. Because remember pookies, serving face today = serving jobs tomorrow. 📸➡️💼 

While pictures are ongoing taken by yours truly, myself, you will be making our traditional PB&J sandwiches for a local homeless shelter.

As always, find us at Tisch Hall, UC-25 at 12:30 tomorrow. Come ready to pose and cook. 📸🥪 (yes, assembling pb&j sandwiches is cooking for me)

I CANT GET ENOUGH OF TRUFU’S REBEL ERA. 👿 🥶 Trufu def had her Pinterest board for her Linkedin pics 📸 ..

Golden Goose Update 🚨

Due to reasons beyond our control, the Golden Goose event has been postponed and will be rescheduled for next week. Stay tuned — we’ll be announcing further details 👀✨

If you already RSVP’d, don’t worry — you’ll be receiving a little gift as a thank-you for your patience. 🫶

Appreciate your understanding, pookies. 🐣💫

See You Soon!

It’s embarrassing how late I’m writing this… just know you’re reading it mere moments after it was written — and yes, that’s concerning 😬 Anyways, I hope you all go on to have a beautiful rest of your day. Go live, be free, and romanticize your life with those cherry blossoms that somehow make my day 10x better. (am i the only one….? yes.. okay..)

Of course, it wouldn’t be an ULABA newsletter without the one-and-only:

This Week’s Prophecy… 💌 

“Cuando uno se tropieza el tenedor te alza mientras la cuchara te pisa..” 🍽️ 🤕 

Love you all and see you tomorrow my babiessssss 💘