Professional Development

Unlike Santi ditching you all, you know what never will? The holy-land known as the ULABA internship database. Perfectly curated by Bates and Jorge, this golden treasure is packed with world-class internship opportunities waiting for you to browse, apply, and (fingers-crossed) secure. So lets keep the ULABA internship streak alive, and go get that bag.. (no im not joking, run) 🛍️ 🚀

ULABA Internship Database

With a sexier newsletter writer comes even sexier comments making you finally fall into temptation and once and for all… tap that sexy, naughty link😈

Reminder – Stock Pitch Competition

On April 17, we will host our Stock Pitch Competition, where you will have the opportunity to present your investment ideas, showcase your analytical skills, and compete for recognition. This is a great chance for you to refine your pitching abilities, receive valuable feedback, and be graced by our experienced, wise, and sacred E-Board members. Trust me you don’t want to miss it so, SIGN UP!

oh… you thought ignoring me would work?? Cute. Now SIGN UPPPP 😙 

Thursday Meeting

Tomorrow, we’re bringing to UC-25 the land of Neymar, Carnival, açaí bowls, and my fav, sexy Samba. Still not getting it? Okay…. insane beach-bods? 🏖️ 👙 Yuppp — Brazilll 🇧🇷!

This week we are partnering with our fellow Brazilian friends from BRASA to host an exclusive info session with BTG Pactual, the largest investment bank in Latin America. Featuring Executive Directors at BTG US, Carolina Texeira and Claudio Selma, this is your chance to learn from their career journeys, gain insider knowledge on the finance world, and network with some of the sharpest minds in the industry. 🌍️ 🧠 

As always, we’ll be in Tisch Hall, UC-25 at 12:30PM waiting for you. (I should probably start getting used to this sentence).

Also, expect some mouth-watering Brazilian treats from Alvaro… don’t say I didn’t warn youu!! 😋 🤤

See You Soon!

Before I set you free and wrap up my first-ever newsletter, lets address the massive elephant in the room (and no, its not all of you fatties when Alvaro brings tequeños.)

 NO MORE BOBST + NO MORE KIMMEL POKE, + NO MORE FROZEN BROCCOLI FROM LIPTON = SPRING BREAK BABYYYYYYY⛱️☀️ 🩴🍹!!!!!! Wherever SP takes you, I do hope you have a blast and come back with deeply questionable stories similar to Alejandro’s and Jorge’s. Would either of you care to explain how you ended up in my Panamanian BFFS story who currently are in their Spring Break at Casa De Campo? (evidence found below) … First of all, our break hasn’t even started. Second and worst of all, they don’t remember you… I need explanations. RN 😅 

And well as for me, you can catch me in the French slopes proudly repping my Arctix pants (yes I said Arctix and not Arcteryx… iykyk⛷️). Surely you wont miss much, but just know that the ULABA family will definitely miss you pookies💝.

Now go, be free, and make terrible decisionssss 💋 🕊️ …

This Week’s Prophecy… 💌 

You thought I was over? Sit tight, because its my favorite part of the newsletter🍿. I know how HARD it is to be in your shoes, trust me I’ve been there.. So, in honor of it being my first-ever official prophecy, I’ll gift you a hint if you come up to me, but if I don’t give one… well… then it’s probably about you.🫢 🧙 🪄 Here it goes:

and btw May is right around the corner.. so time is ticking⏰

These prophecies will only get spicer and spicier 🍵. So for the first time, I’ll make this very clear – no hard feelings are allowed and of course decipher at your own risk! ⛔️

I’ll see you tomorrow pookies!💜