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One Last Time
ULABA x Bloomberg

Hey ULABA! For the past two years, it has been my ABSOLUTE pleasure to write these dumb, silly, funky [and amazing] newsletters for our dear club… even the ones I had to write during midterms or finals weeks, even the ones I wrote at 2:00AM, and even the ones I wrote out of sheer compromise and through the power of Advil. Thank you for laughing, crying, living, and learning with me these past 60 weeks! I’ll miss ya 💜
Enough with the sob story, though! We have an INCREDIBLY FUN event planned out for tomorrow (for the last f****ng time, at Tisch Hall, UC-25 from 12:30 to 1:30PM) that you will not want to miss. Alvaro and Jamie are getting the food, Javi is bringing the guests, and I’m providing my immaculate vibes (as per usual). I’ll see you there!
Professional Development
ULABA Internship Database
For good old sakes before I leave you guys, I’ll have the honors of prompting you to click one last and final time the one and only: ULABA Internship Database. This time I’ll refrain from using any sexy and/or teasing joke [although it hurts] and kindly, gently, ever so softly ask you to check it out….
Mentorship Agreement Deadline!
Calling all mentees!! PLEASE reach out to your mentor, if you haven’t already, and set up your first meeting ASAP. The mentorship agreement deadline is almost here, so pair up with your mentors and fill it out quickly! Mentors are ready to do their magic, so be prepared to be graced by their wisdom.
Tomorrow’s Meeting
If you know a thing or two about business news reporting, you've probably heard of Bloomberg. Tomorrow, we're honored to host a special panel featuring two reporters from the one and only Bloomberg News! We'll dive into their personal experiences, discuss global markets, financial trends, business analysis, political coverage, and a whole lot more.
So bring your curiosity, prep those burning questions, and get ready for an insightful conversation with the pros themselves. See you there!

See You Soon!
Alright… that’s it. That’s the newsletter. This is officially my digital death…

Oh wait I came back from the dead to give you all one last taste of the tea I’ve been brewing! Careful now… interpret at your own caution; we wouldn’t want any hearts/feelings getting hurt! 🛑
This Week’s Prophecy… 💌
Si vas a matar a alguien, lo mínimo que puedes hacer es no dejar un desastre… 🧟👅
Okay now I’m dying… prepare yourselves to be graced every week by my proudest creation: Elias Cohen!!!
See you neveerrrr!!! I’m FREEEEEEEE 🦅🕊️🦢🦉