Over & Out... For Now

ULABA Final Meeting

December 11, 2024

I’m gonna keep it real short and real sweet ‘cause it’s currently 2:38AM, I have one overdue essay that refuses to write itself and three final exams that will most definitely be the end of me.

As is our ULABA tradition, we will be hosting a Farewell Meeting tomorrow at 12:30PM in Tisch Hall, UC-25. Make sure to come say hi and bye to your friends, chill for as long as you please, and take a break from all that studying!

Me dissociating… 😇 

Professional Development

ULABA Internship Database

Here’s the ULABA Internship Database, as per usual! Find your dream job or be a corporate sell-out for that cold hard cash… at the moment I could not care less what you intend to do with our Database given that it is now 2:47AM (yes, it’s been nine minutes) and I am starting to hallucinate.

To click or not to click… that is the question…

whether tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of internship rejections, or to take arms against corporate america… and by opposing end it. to die – to sleep, no more; and by a sleep to say we end the heart-ache and the thousand natural shocks that Hirevues are known for… (that’s all I remember lmao) 📚️ 

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17uHMrmBsxJGb0xrIw7CBplTGD4erYo3V193sIM6W4qc/edit?usp=sharing

Tomorrow’s Meeting

Blah blah blah, farewell… blah blah joyous blah friends blah blah Jamie Stuart blah blah last meeting blah blah blah 2025 blah blah. Come to blah blah blah and blah blah fellow ULABA members. Blah blah party blah party? Blah blah blah blah blah blah tomorrow!

This wasp has literally been tormenting Alex, Bates and I for the last three weeks and it finally died. Oh to be this wasp.

See You Soon!

And now, this semester’s final vision - a hallucination so grand the only place I could’ve had it was in Bobst at 3:01AM (and yes, it’s been 23 minutes).

This Week’s Prophecy… 💌 

La chompa extraviada finalmente regresó a las manos adecuadas. ¡Que viva la ropa devuelta, restituida y recuperada!

We love you guys so much and want to thank you for the best semester ever! We already miss you, and while I know it will break your heart not to receive my annoying emails every week, we’ll be back before you know it.

xoxo, your friends @ ULABA 😘 💜