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ULABA X LABA
Feeling down, dehydrated, and depressed? Drowning in midterms, interviews, and god-awful group projects? I overdosed on Advil and didn’t even know that was a thing. So… yeah… we really screwed it up at the Brooklyn Navy Yard this weekend.
Alas… no need to worry, our friends at LABA – ULABA’s sister club for MBA students at Stern – are here to help us get our lives back on track. We’ve set up a fun, interactive speed-dating experience with our older siblings (ew, that came out wrong) to get to know more about their academic and professional experiences. More on that later 😗
Of course, you already know where to find us (tomorrow at 12:30pm in Tisch Hall, UC-25, in case you didn’t).
We’re gonna have free food, so while some of you might not be feeling like going to an ULABA meeting tomorrow, I know for a fact that all of you are feeling like getting a snack… 🤡
He really said “lemme put on PJs for Halloween” 🤨
Professional Development
With recruiting season going by faster than I can type “compro Circo nov. 1,” it’s absolutely crucial that everyone gets on the internship train as soon as heavenly possible. Chop, chop clowns.
ULABA Internship Database
You already know what to do here, baby…
Internship Spotlight
Class of 2028
Class of 2027
Class of 2026
We all know nobody wants recruiters to see those Fall ‘24 grades, so better get started with some of these applications sooner than later!
“I’m a STAR!”
Goldman Sachs Office Visit
Your amazing and hardworking Professional Development friends here at ULABA have been trying to set this up for a hot minute, so please make them happy and attend this amazing event (open to all undergraduates)! It will give you an excellent opportunity to learn more about one of the world’s biggest investment banks!
The event will take place on Friday 11/15, from 11:00am to 12:00pm! The address, along with other important details, will be shared with students who successfully RSVP to the office visit.
To register for this event through ULABA, it is required that you fill out two forms. The second form is linked at the end of the following Google Survey… do not register through this link only, you also need to RSVP to Goldman Sachs directly.
Thursday Meeting
Tomorrow, we have some guests joining from Stern’s [Not Undergraduate] Latin American Business Association.
This logo is banging… I’m lowkey jealous
Not only will the panelists have all the hot, professional gossip, they can be great connections to add to your network. It’s literally you in five-to-ten years, be serious now! Put on a smile, a cutesy fall sweater, and get ready to send some friend requests on LinkedIn!
See You Soon!
Of course, I can’t leave you without another prophecy. This time, I was in a sweaty, crazy circus when I started to hallucinate. At first, I thought I was going insane… but soon I realized it was another vision. Divine the meaning with caution. 🕵️
This Week’s Prophecy… 💌
Los pajaritos han venido a avisar que el Monstruo Salvaje, el que adormece en su cueva morada y oscura, no se despertará a aterrorizar al pueblo esta primavera.
God! These cryptic visions… it’s like “tell me the actual gossip, not some dumb and confusing message,” am I right???
The juice was, in fact, loose…
Anyways, I’ll see you all in 27 hours. Stay alive ‘til then 💜