Tech Talk

ULABA X Microsoft

April 09, 2025

Rise and shine my babiesss… 🌞 
The sun is out and so am I!! Currently buckled up in a plane about to take off, finally heading home for some long-awaited, much-needed rejuvenation. ✈️ (That’s if I survive this flight—the guy next to me smells disgusting I might pass out mid flight)

I hope you all go on to have a lovely day, but let’s be honest—by the time you’re reading this, I’ll probably be face-first sinking in my queen-size bed, receiving the princess treatment I deserve. So yeah… I think I win.

I’ll keep this one very short and very sweet before I pop a 10mg of melatonin and slip into my medicinal coma. 💋

WHO IS THIS DIVAAAAA 🤩 

Professional Development

As per usual, make the most of ULABA Internship Database for any and all opportunities. If you’re anything like my delulu ass, fully convinced summer starts tomorrow, you should’ve been on that internship train like… yesterday.

If you have a specific interest on a company or industry that we have not featured here, please reach out to an E-Board member to help guide you in your search! 🔍️ 💜 

ULABA Internship Database

one soft click.. that’s all it takes 💋 

click me or keep wanting me..

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/17uHMrmBsxJGb0xrIw7CBplTGD4erYo3V193sIM6W4qc/edit?usp=sharing

Opportunity

This Thursday April 24th at 2pm ET, FOX Business will host a live town hall with a special edition of “Making Money with Charles Payne.”

Charles Payne with more than 40 years of experience on Wall Street will show attendees how to make the most profit out of their investments. Given the current market’s wild gyrations, I wouldn’t miss it if I were you.. Great opportunity to learn, network, and most importantly fill that bag baby. 💵 

REGISTER 📆 

Thursday Meeting

For tomorrow’s meeting, we will be hosting an engaging panel with four Microsoft employees from different divisions within the company. 🧑‍💻 

They will talk about their professional journeys, what it’s like working in Microsoft, and their experience within the tech world. Come ready to learn, connect, and ask all those intellectual-sounding questions which I understand 10% of the time. 😅 

As always, meet us 12:30 in UC-25 ;)📍

E-Board Applications DEADLINE

If you're planning to join the E-Board, don’t forget—applications close April 11th at 11:59 PM sharp. That’s just 3 days away, so if you haven’t submitted yet… run. 🏃‍♀️💨

Got questions about the positions or the process? Come ask us—we don’t bite, baby 😌

See You Soon!

And with that, I will now gracefully log off, shut down my hotspot, and pop my trusty 10mg of melatonin—manifesting a quick knockout to escape both the questionable scent situation beside me and the creeping fear of not landing safely. 🧘🏻‍♀️🛬(These planes have been acting up lately… okay I probably shouldn’t be writing this mid-air.)

Have fun in tomorrow’s meeting, and don’t miss me too much, pookies. I love you all and hope you have the most gorgeous rest of your week.

(Except my stats TA—Elena, you can testify. 😌)

This Week’s Prophecy… 💌 

As for the prophecy—interpret it at your own risk. Lucky for me, I won’t be in New York for you to question me about it, and don’t text me cus I’ll block you 💌 …

Good luck, babe. You’re on your own with this one 🔮

“Si sabes de geometría, sabrás que un cuadrado nunca encaja en un triángulo.” 📐🔳⛔️

Byeeeeeeeeeee 👋 👋