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The Citi That Never Sleeps
ULABA X Citibank
Note: the tone of today’s newsletter is gonna be slightly ragey and much more sassy than usual – I have so much work on my plate (I know, poor me) and this is the LAST thing I wanna be doing right now so PAY ATTENTION.
The title is cringey, true, but my brain is running at 14% speed right now so please forgive me. As I already mentioned, I’m in a bit of a hurry today so ya’ll are gonna have to keep up…
There’s an ULABA Meeting tomorrow, 12:30PM, Tisch Hall, UC-25, free food. Look at me be efficient with words!
Professional Development
Want to get professionally developed? Good, you’ve come to the right place [of the newsletter]. The professional development team has provided professional development tools for you to professionally develop. We’re running, hurry.
ULABA Internship Database
This is the ULABA Internship Database. It’s a database that has internships and it was made by ULABA. In case that wasn’t self-explanatory. Go check out the internships in this database. Find a job, or don’t… I’m a bit out of it today (but totally hoping you find a job).
ULABA Mentorship Program
I’m literally with Bates right now and she just told me that the sign-up period for the ULABA Mentorship Program is now closed – I know, it’s news to me too. If you signed up, congrats… you’ve been paired! Now the question is… with who? Beats me… but Bates has promised that she’ll send an email to mentors and mentees before tomorrow’s meeting so make sure to be on the lookout for that!
Tomorrow’s Meeting
“Bright lights and the big citiiii!” - CeeLo Green (I think)…
Tomorrow, representatives from Citibank, the Bank That Never Sleeps (just go with it; I know that no person in no bank ever sleeps but I’m rolling with this NYC theme so…), will be joining us tomorrow to give us a brief overview of the bank’s operations, its recruiting process, and how you could be the next Lucky Lucy (I’m going insane) to be a part of this global institution. Sophomores and Juniors are especially encouraged to attend, as you will be able to learn and ask questions about both internships and full-time roles!
Citi logo ^ 🙃
See You Soon!
Okay I just realized this is the most annoying thing I’ve done this week so this might be goodbye forever… I might just grab my poor, little, Freshman Marketing Rep and make him write these from now on (yeah, you heard me Elias). Or maybe I’m just being a big CRYBABY because I’ve been procrastinating for TWO WEEKS and now I’m drowning in work 🤠
Okay, okay, literally the only fun part of writing these: get ready for this week’s prophecy, this week’s vision, this week’s soothsaying, this week’s chismeee… as per usual, interpret at your own risk! Dangerous truths lie aheeaad!
This Week’s Prophecy… 💌
La princesita del Magnífico Castillo de almohadas duerme cómodamente.
Whatever that means 🤷♂️
Anyways, I’ll see you all tomorrow (if I’m still alive by then)! 💜